No Arm No Leg Jokes

Camille asked that I write down a few of the No Arm No Leg jokes that I know. Here's my list:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
on your doorstep?	Matt
in a swimming pool?	Bob
hanging on a wall?	Art
in a pile of leaves?	Russell
under your car?	Jack
on your barbecue grill?	Frank
...what's his girlfriend's name?	Patty
stuck in a hole?	Phil
...who's the accomplice?	Doug
in a hot tub?	Stu
in your mailbox?	Bill
pick-pocketing your wallet?	Rob
...what's the name of his partner-in-crime?	Rich
who gives you a good workout?	Jim
stuck in your bath tub drain?	Harry
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs by your window?	Kurt 'n Rod

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